OKay, I gave it a good old college try, but I'm going to have to take drastic measures! I'm going to give you to recipe for pushing to blues away. Now before I do, please remember that you have to only use this in an emergency. This can not be done too often. I'm not sure of the effects, but I suspect you begin to morph and we would not want that to happen. So here goes. When you are feeling low (and I got this part from Bing Crosby) count your blessings instead of sheep. Sit in the middle of your bed. Turn on the stupidest (yet funniest) cartoons ever because they never have real-human-sucky-problems. Apply one decadent chocolate bar to mouth, chew and swallow. Now here is the kicker. Halfway through the cartoon, lay down while still eating the bar and rest your eyes during the commercial! This always works! GARR-RUN-TEED!
Granted, you will have to brush your teeth extra well in the morning and you may have to change your pillow case. And there is no cure for "Wile E. Coyote, Genius" chasing you in your sleep, but you'll wake up feeling like a million bucks! Promise :)
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