Phenomenon Called Opposing Rootpherdemolot

When you begin with the greatest of intentions, to enable your offspring to have a well rounded up-bringing. Only to realize that either them or their team is quite good and your life that has ceased being your own anyway, has stretched into what is known as the black hole or the “Post-season”. You secretly root for the other team to whoop the socks off of your team (Opposing Rootpherdemolot) all the while you buy juice boxes and invest in the Gatorade corp. and scream for joy (or is it pain) when your team scores. You wonder if anyone would notice you anointing their heads with oil and praying with them before the game. Perhaps you could sneak over there and tell them all of your teams trade secrets. Would your kid notice. You could let them know who wets the bed or who sleeps with a Binky. Teasing goes along way when it comes to distraction!